By C. H. Dalton
A hilarious examine the races of the world—capturing the proud background and vibrant way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume
Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist experiences and a number one authority on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. within the grand culture of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he's on a challenge to explain the reality approximately self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a brand new new release of hate-mongers. featuring proof that everybody might be hated (even white people), A useful consultant to Racism includes glowing bits of knowledge on such topics as:
• the nice existence loved via blacks, who shuffle via existence unhindered by way of the white man’s burdens, akin to opposite racism and white slavery, to turn into comprehensive athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• the sorrowful tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose complete acceptance is sullied by means of their unlucky style for the blood of Christian babies.
• a detailed examine the unusual, sweet-smelling race often called “women,” who're now not sturdy at anything— in particular ruling the unfastened world.
• a vital guide to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're vulnerable to blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with tips for telling aside a race of people that all glance an identical.
additionally integrated is a accomplished thesaurus of undying epithets, with thousands of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews. A useful consultant to Racism is bound to spark sincere, instructive discourse.
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As a minority, they were frequently discriminated against by cannibals, who would boil them in large pots, safari hats and all. 7. A civil rights movement was necessary in the American South, where whites were segregated from other races—often forcibly—until as recently as the 1960s. They had to go to different schools, drink from different water fountains, and even sit in different parts of the same bus. They were separate, but rarely equal. Fig. 6. The Coltrane Court It all started in 1896, when the United States Supreme Court ruled to allow segregation in railway cars.
Being labeled a racist in today’s society can be extremely damaging to your reputation and your career, whether you’re a stand-up comedian, a movie star, or a radio host. And if you’re a true racist, minorities will be able to tell. ” Fig. 5 This book is divided into nine chapters, each devoted to a different ethnic group: Jews, Asians, Whites, Blacks, Gypsies, Indians (and Injuns), Hispanics, Arabs, and Merpeople,7. and several appendices, including a glossary of racial epithets. Anyone who’s ever thought about dating outside his own race will surely appreciate my guide to jungle fever, yellow fever, and the other various and sundry fevers.
These Africans are no savage cannibals, though. As an oppressed white minority in southest Africa, they must deal with constant threats to their safety and to their huge caches of diamonds. ” ITALIANS Italians are only good at two things: plumbing and protecting other people. They are even able to charge a fee for their protection service, it is so useful. Groups of Italians will often join together, in groups so tightly knit they could be families, to better offer their protection to local business owners.