America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't by Stephen Colbert

April 3, 2017 | Satire | By admin | 0 Comments

By Stephen Colbert

E-book shop state, within the historical past of mankind there hasn't ever been a better kingdom than the USA. you may say we're the number 1 kingdom at being the easiest at greatness.

But as excellent as the USA is in each means, the United States is damaged! And we can't trade it simply because we're 236 years earlier the 30-day go back window. glance around--we don't make something anymore, we've mortgaged our destiny to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief is going on global excursions simply to bow prior to overseas leaders. Worse, the L.A. 4 Seasons inn doesn't also have a committed mobile button for the Spa. you might want to dial an extension! the place did we lose our way?!

It's excessive time we restored the US to the greatness it by no means lost!

Luckily, the United States back will singlebookedly pull this nation again from the threshold. It beneficial properties every little thing from chapters, to web page numbers, to fonts. masking subject's starting from healthcare ("I shudder to imagine the place we'd be with out the big variety of pharmaceuticals to regard our maladies, equivalent to think-shuddering" ) to the economic climate ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're delivery them to the chinese language to make our lemon-flavored leadonade" ) to nutrients ("Feel unfastened to deep fry this book-it's a wealthy resource of fiber" ), Stephen supplies the USA the dose of fact it must come again on target.

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