Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by Cameron Pierce

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By Cameron Pierce

It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can purely be imagined by means of Bizarro writer Cameron Pierce.

In a land the place black snow falls within the form of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish legal camp often called Auschwitz. it really is run through a fascist, flatulent race of extraterrestrial beings referred to as the Ass Goblins, who shuttle in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct kids from the neighboring global of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined dual brothers pressured to suffer the sadistic tortures of those ass-shaped monsters. to outlive, they have to consume child pores and skin and paintings all day developing bicycles and intercourse dolls out of useless teenagers.

While the Ass Goblins develop into inebriated on cider made of fermented teenagers, the twins plot their break out. however it won't be effortless. they have to conquer rest room toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments which are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

Forget every little thing you recognize approximately're approximately to be Shit Slaughtered.

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They latch onto the faces of the two children, driving them into the gate. The girl turns to us. ” she says. I look to the Frannies, finding blank expressions. Then Frannie coughs up a goblin ass. She kicks the ass at the lock. It explodes, and the letters T-O-Y come unhinged from the gate, crashing into the snow on the other side. The girl steps very close to me. She is even tinier up close. Her forehead comes up to my waist. She stretches her 86 ASS GOBLINS OF AUSCHWITZ hand out. I offer her my right hand.

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