By Tom Robbins, Robbins
A Children's publication approximately Beer?
Yes, think it or not—but B Is for Beer can also be a booklet for adults, and keep in mind that it's the paintings of maverick bestselling novelist Tom Robbins, inter-nationally recognized for his skill to either heavily light up and comically entertain.
Once upon a time (right approximately now) there has been a planet (how approximately this one?) whose population ate up thirty-six billion gallons of beer every year (it's a truth, you could Google it). between these affected, each one in his or her personal method, by means of the entire bubbles, burps, and foam, was once a sensible, wide-eyed, adventurous kindergartner named Gracie; her distracted mommy; her insensitive dad; her non-conformist uncle; and a mystical, butt-kicking intruder from an international inside our world.
Populated by way of the aforementioned characters—and as fascinating because it can be subversive—B Is for Beer comprises readers, old and young, in a stunning, far-reaching research into the boundaries of fact, the transformative powers of youngsters, and, in fact, the final word which means of a tall, chilly brewski.
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38 The other decoration is the Mother’s Cross.  There comes a time when even Göring’s enormous chest can no longer accommodate the everincreasing number of new decorations which come his way. However, he has found a solution. He has had a photo taken of himself in front of a mirror, on the edge of which is placed a notice: ‘The other decorations can be seen on the back’.  Eventually the Almighty decides to put a stop to Göring’s mania for decorations. So He sends down one of His archangels, who removes all the decorations from Hermann’s chest and in their place fastens a label with these words: ‘Removed and handed to a scrap-metal dealer’.
The little which became public knowledge is therefore reflected in only a few jokes. 37  Hitler has a strange dream, so he consults a soothsayer: ‘I stood in a meadow in 14 The dangers of Munich Beer < previous page page_15 next page > < previous page page_16 next page > Page 16 which there were three cows, a fat one, a lean one, and a blind one. ’38. 40 An amusing story about Hitler’s teetotalism comes from Baron von Weizsäcker, Secretary of State in the Foreign Office. 47 He was a superb dissembler and thus had a wide scale of emotions at his fingertips, such as excitement, moral indignation, emotional sympathy, simplicity of mind, compassion or reverence—all these he could simulate as the occasion required.
64  As soon as he gets into Heaven Hitler makes a nuisance of himself. In particular he objects to the appearance of a young man who is most reverently treated by everybody. ’  When the spirits of Roosevelt and Churchill arrive in Heaven, the Almighty gets up from his throne and invites them to sit on either side of him. When Hitler approaches, the Almighty takes no notice of him. When St Peter asks God for the reason, he is told: ‘I don’t dare to get up from the throne. ’  However, after a while Hitler gets bored with hymn-singing and asks St Peter to take him to the celestial library.